A particularly desperate idiot

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A particularly desperate idiot

Postby spamislame » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:06 am

This idiot must be getting somewhat desperate. Check out the postscript of this message.

Subject: Sequel to your non response
From: "NOKIA UK" <nokia04@yahoo.com.hk>
Reply-To: mobile_nokia04@yahoo.com.hk
User-Agent: SquirrelMail/1.4.13
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain;charset=iso-8859-1
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
Importance: Normal
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

NOKIA UK NETCOMMUNICATIONS
42 Park Avenue,
Barbourne, Worcester, United Kingdom.

Sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to you on behalf of the
Trustees and Executors.
We wish to notify you that, we are listing you as a beneficiary to the
total sum of 120,000.00 Great Britain Pounds.

Your email address has just won you the sum of 120,000.00 Great Britain
Pounds on the on going Nokia Promotion Uk In line with the commemorating
event marking our 142nd anniversary we rolled out over £16,000.000.00
(Sixteen Million Great Britain Pounds) for our 142nd Anniversary Draws.All
participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form
25,000 company e-mail addresses, and 30,000,00 individual e-mail addresses
from the 45 networks from Australia,NewZealand, North America,South
America,Europe,Asia and Africa as part of International Promotions
Program, which is conducted annually in London,Britain.To begin the
verification process of your prize,you are required to contact our Claims
Department.For claims:

***************************************
Nokia Netcommunication Center
Contact Person: Dr. Bernadette Fallon
Email: mobile_nokia04@yahoo.com.hk
Tel: +44 702 403 1945

***************************************
NOTE: Immediately you reply to this office be concern to check your e-mail
within the next 30 minutes time for feed back.


This promotion is the 1st of its kind and we intend to sensitize the
public.

Best Regards.
Miss Susan Smith
NOKIA UK
P.S. When you receive a mail -- like the one you have now -- you often
decide to discard it, thinking, "no one ever really wins." And it is a
fact that if you choose to ignore your Prize, you will NEVER have the good
luck to win ANYTHING in our life. Don't let this guaranteed chance slip
away -- Act quickly!


Guaranteed, huh? Right. You send it to "undisclosed recipients" and expect anyone to believe that this is "guaranteed".

~35,000 results for the term "Sequel to your non response".

No such address of course (42 Park Avenue, Barbourne, Worcester, United Kingdom)

The actual address of Nokia UK:

Nokia House
Summit Avenue
Farnborough
Hampshire
GU14 ONG

Some great stories about this moron. (These morons?)

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/21438/page/5

Aussie scambaiters quoted the exact same message:

http://www.aus-scambaiters.com/forum/sh ... php?t=7387

P.S. When you receive a mail -- like the one you have now -- you often
decide to discard it, thinking, "no one ever really wins." And it is a
fact that if you choose to ignore your Prize, you will NEVER have the good
luck to win ANYTHING in our life. Don't let this guaranteed chance slip
away -- Act quickly!


Should read:

P.S. When you receive an unwanted, criminal spam message -- like the one you have now -- you often decide to discard it, thinking, "spammers like this one are retarded and desperate." And it is a fact that if you continue to receive and report these criminal messages, we will NEVER have the good luck to scam you out of ANYTHING in our life. Don't let this criminal slip away -- Report quickly!


This is among THE stupidest messages I've ever received. I'm mostly posting it here to up the page ranks against this pathetic, illiterate, brainless criminal.

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Re: A particularly desperate idiot

Postby Ervin » Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:34 pm

After reading the post script; I fell about of my chair laughing. Then after reading it yet again I was left with a sad feeling that this individual is a few fries short of a "happy Meal.

It's still beyond my comprehension as to how people can claim these dorks are educated. Even more pathetic is the probable fact someone will with supposedly good judgment will fall victim to this less than poorly crafted scam. :x
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Re: A particularly desperate idiot

Postby meep » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:14 pm

Wow, this one definitely belongs in the Hall of Fame of Sheer Stupidity. :lol:
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Re: A particularly desperate idiot

Postby spamislame » Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:14 am

More blatant desperation:

From: "Mrs. Mary Jenkins"<lordisgud@gmail.com>
Subject: Attention: Scam Victim
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:48:59 -0700
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Attention Attention Attention.

I am Mrs. Mary .J. Jenkins. I am a US citizen, 58 years Old. I reside in District of
Columbia 20534 . My address is as follows 320 First Street, NW Washington , District
of Columbia 20534 , United States , am thinking of moving since I am now wealthy. I
am one of those that took part in the Compensation scheme in Nigeria many years ago
and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $42,000 while in the USA , trying to get
my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents and I was
directed to meet Mr. Jonathan Roy, who is a member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE
and a Human Rights Activist (Lawyer), and I contacted him and he explained
everything to me. He said whoever that is contacting us through email
is fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I
am the happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds
amounting to $10,000,000.00. Moreover, Mr. Jonathan Roy showed me the full
information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email as
one of the scam victims, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with
those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I
will advise you to contact Mr. Jonathan Roy.

You have to contact him directly on this information below.
COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name: Mr. Jonathan Roy (Lawyer)
Email: barr_joeroy@yahoo.com.hk
Fax: +2348713495
You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and
telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are
only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. The
only money I paid after I met Mr. Jonathan Roy was just $280 for the paper works,
take note of that.

Thank You and Be Blessed.
Mrs. Mary J Jenkins
320 First Street, NW
Washington, District of Columbia 20534 USA.


320 First Street, NW, Washington, DC is the address of (among other government agencies) the U.S. Department Of Justice.

and I saw your email as one of the scam victims


I should reply with: "which email was that?" "She" sent this to thousands of recipients.

They're getting stupid. The more they have to use phrases like "You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you", the less effective these messages will be.

This person has all the mental capacity of a Chrysanthemum.

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Re: A particularly desperate idiot

Postby Ervin » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:25 am

This person has all the mental capacity of a Chrysanthemum.


I was thinking more along the lines of a "cold glass of piss"

Have you checked out http://www.cybercrimeops.com -- they have some very interesting FAQ's and news articles pertaining to the yahoo boys.
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