Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

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Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby Red Dwarf » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:37 am

Subject: YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!!
From: hit man <hitmankills007@gmail.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED. SOME ONE YOU KNOW WANTS YOU DEAD. I HAVE BEEN
PAID TO KILL YOU, AND WILL GO FOR MY MOTIONS UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED
TO ASSIST ME.

I KNOW YOU ARE INNOCENT OF WHICH YOU ACCUSE, SO CAN HELP YOU DISAPPEAR
AND STOP THE BOYS COMING FOR YOU. I WISH YOU TO KNOW I WAS PAID TO
KILL YOU IN A MOST PAINFUL AND UNHAPPY WAY. I WAS PAID TO STUFF LOTS
OF PINK CROCS (YOU KNOW THOSE RUBBER SANDALS) UP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU
HAVE BOWEL EXPLOSION AND DEAD.

I HAVE KILLED MANY IN THIS WAY BEFORE AND WILL CONTINUE AS I AM KNOWN
AS THE CROCS ASS KILLER.

REPLY TO ME IF YOU WISH TO LIVE.
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby spamislame » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:28 pm

Uhh... whut?!

That is definitely one of THE stupidest messages I've heard of in years.

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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby Nodus » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:40 pm

Oh please, I would be happy to die if you killed me in any other way than using the pink Crocs, those are the ugliest ones of them all...

:bs:
Arf, she said
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby Red Dwarf » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:29 pm

I wrote:> I have embarked upon an urgent regime of anal expansion exercises in
> anticipation of this unhappy event coming to fruition.
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby Red Dwarf » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:30 pm

my 007 protector wrote:IT IS GOOD YOU WISH TO SAVE YOUR OWN LIFE. I CAN HELP YOU TO TAKE
REVENGE ON YOUR BETRAYER.

I HAVE DOCUMENT AND CD RECORDING OF CLIENT PAYING ME AND EVEN TELLING
ME DETAIL OF WANTING CROCS SHOVED UP ASS SIDEWAYS. HE SAY HE WANT YOU
DEAD BECAUSE OF MISTAKE YOU MAKE COST HIM THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR.

ONCE YOU HAVE THE DETAIL YOU CAN HAVE HIM ARRESTED OR YOU CAN KILL HIM YOURSELF.

YOU CAN HAVE ACCESS TO THESE DETAIL IF YOU PAY ME $15,000 (UNITED
STATES DOLLAR), AND SENT BY WESTERN UNION TRANSFER.

NAME: SAAD BABRAK
CITY: MADRID
COUNTRY: SPAIN

WHEN YOU SENT THIS FUNDS, SEND ME PAYMENT SLIP AND MTCN NUMBER.

YOUR LIFE IS IN YOU HANDS. MAKE THE PAYMENT AND SAVE YOUR LIFE. IF YOU
DO NOT WANT TO PAY, OR YOU PLAY GAMES, I WILL VISIT YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY AND EACH PERSON WILL DIE FROM CROCS IN ASS BOWEL EXPLOSION. I
KNOW YOU DON'T WANT THIS HAPPEN, SO MAKE PAYMENT AND YOU AND LOVED ONE
WILL BE SAFE.
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby Red Dwarf » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:31 pm

I wrote:Is this him?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liaquat_Ali_Khan

On 16 October 1951, Khan was shot twice in the chest during a public meeting of the Muslim City League at Company Bagh (Company Gardens), Rawalpindi. The police immediately shot the assassin who was later identified as Saad Akbar Babrak
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby spamislame » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:13 pm

That's it?

He knows who the killer is and for $15k he'll only give you "information" on who he is?

What a ridiculous scam.

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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby Red Dwarf » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:33 pm

In fact that is a de-educated script fed to the 419ers, and some have swallowed it, using it as a somewhat ludicrous scam.

It certainly entertains, turning the tables on the embarrassing perpetrator.

It was fed out back in September,

Search the sender email and it is widely reported. It is likely to be terminated without resorting to crocs.
http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/g ... ff1c&hl=en is in Google's Gmail abuse reports forum, Dec 15.
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby randy67 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:25 pm

I am not sure if Google has killed the email address or not. I sent it a few replies from various addresses and I haven't received any bounces.
You yet did not try SPICE? Not the SPAM!!!
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby NotBuyingIt » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:09 am

I'd just like to say that my interest in this thread is purely academic.
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby randy67 » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:50 am

He changed his name -

NAME: YUSUF BABRAK
CITY: MADRID
COUNTRY: SPAIN
You yet did not try SPICE? Not the SPAM!!!
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby Red Dwarf » Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:13 am

randy67 wrote:He changed his name -

NAME: YUSUF BABRAK
CITY: MADRID
COUNTRY: SPAIN


Fair enough. A hitman who was shot by the police back in '51 doesn't sound too scary
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby HansTheBlueFrog » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:32 am

There should have been a warning, or disclaimer, to alert me before I clicked to read this thread.

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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby AlphaCentauri » Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:37 am

HansTheBlueFrog wrote:There should have been a warning, or disclaimer, to alert me before I clicked to read this thread.


Hot coffee all over the keyboard, huh?
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby NotBuyingIt » Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:30 pm

AlphaCentauri wrote:
HansTheBlueFrog wrote:There should have been a warning, or disclaimer, to alert me before I clicked to read this thread.


Hot coffee all over the keyboard, huh?


NSFHC = Not Safe For Hot Coffee

NSFHC = Not Safe For Heaving Crocs

Anyhow, it's good to see Hans commenting again! Sorry about his keyboard.
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