Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby HansTheBlueFrog » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:31 am

Pink Crocs, what a stupid, silly threat! Blue Frogs don’t scare that easy. I chuckled at your comment AlphaCentauri. Chuckled is not an easy word for me to figure out. Some aspics of English spelling will continue to be mysterious for me, I fear. But, I always rely on Alpha “C” to be intelligent and creative. NotBuyingIt, you know that you had a little bit to do with my recent postings. What a wonderful friend you turned out to be. No, I’m not being melodramatic, a bit sentimental perhaps. Forgive me, it’s my birthday, not that I think that is important in any real sense.

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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby AlphaCentauri » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:39 am

Happy birthday!

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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby HansTheBlueFrog » Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:41 am

AC Thank you! I see I hooked you. Anyway, that is how Eric Berne would have seen it. A very intellegent man, much underrated. You are a very special virtual friend.

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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby randy67 » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:35 am

Happy Birthday too!
You yet did not try SPICE? Not the SPAM!!!
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby NotBuyingIt » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:01 pm

Hans, I am lucky enough to read that this is your birthday before the day has gone by

so let me, too, wish you a Happy Birthday!
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby tacoma43 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:05 pm

Happy Birthday, Hans!

(A little late for 2011; veeeeery early for 2012.)
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby Red Dwarf » Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:51 pm

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Subject: You can RUN but can never HIDE
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   Hello am  i am a professional hired killer
   You don't know me but I know you
   Because i am paid to kill you, your daughters and your boys


   Everything about you I have been told this is
   What I do for a living

   There is only one way you can help yourself if you want to live again 
   That is why am WRITING you

   Note: this do not involve the police
   or let any one know about this, If you do I have no choice but kill you
   Don't be surprise why am letting you know
   I want to help you if you will co-operate with me
   Contact my email if you want to live

   But if you don't have respect 4 life, be prepare to dance to the music
   of the dead. I am very sorry for you , It is a pity that this is how
   your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see
   there is no need for me introducing myself to you because I don't have
   any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to
   (KILL YOU ) and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

   Someone you call a Friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person
   have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to me
   and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with
   your name , picture and other necessary information we needed about
   you.  So I have sent my men to track you down in Location and they
   have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation
   on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I
   will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or
   not. Since we have find out that you are innocent.

   I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I
   didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I
   am using it to contact you now.  As I am writing to you now my men are
   monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

   Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you.
   Get back to me immediately when you get this mail.

   WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE,

    OR ELSE  I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING
   FUNNY.  GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

   Lucky You

   You can RUN but can never HIDE


Dance to the music of the dead? Funereal music is my favorite.
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby AlphaCentauri » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:00 pm

Red Dwarf wrote:Dance to the music of the dead? Funereal music is my favorite.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Xyl1B3 ... re=related
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby spamislame » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:58 am

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   Hello am  i am a professional hired killer
   You don't know me but I know you
   Because i am paid to kill you, your daughters and your boys

This has to be THE stupidest message I think I've ever seen. It's not the first time but it is the most poorly-written. So ridiculous.

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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby Red Dwarf » Thu May 24, 2012 11:55 pm

HIT MAN tohbadt@blumail.org wrote:You have been betrayed!!! It’s a pity that this how your life is going to come to an end as your death had already been paid for by someone who is very close to you from all investigations.

I have ordered 3 (three) of my men to monitor every move of you and make sure you are not out of sight till the date of your assassination.

According to the report I gets, you seem to be innocent about what you have been accuse but I have no business with that, so that’s why am contacting you to know if truly you are innocent and how much you value your life.

Get back to me if you sure want to live on, ignore this mail only if you feel it’s a joke or just a threat.

Don’t forget your days on earth are numbered, so you have the chance to live if only you will comply with me.

WARNING: Tell no one about this mail to you because he or she might just be the person who wants you dead, and if that happens, I will be aware and am going to make sure you DIE instantly.

I will give you every detail of where to be and how to take any actions be it legal or illegal, that’s only when I read from you.

You need to stay calm and act unaware of this situation and follow instructions because any move you make that is suspicious; you will DIE as your days are numbered.
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Re: Death threat from the Crocs Ass Killer

Postby NotBuyingIt » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:07 pm

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