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Just plain silly

Postby tex.writer » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:39 pm

Get your red hot watches here;
undomesticatedwatches.cn
does this mean you have to go out in the bush to find the watch every morning?

evisceratedwatches.cn
is this what happens to undomesticatedwatches.cn left out in the bush?

landscapedwatches.cn
hmm, slightly better than a watch running wild or one with no insides.

llamawatches.cn
are they domesticated?

reinsurancewatches.cn
will they loose lots and lots of time and need to be bailed out?

amortisingwatches.cn
how many payments?!

divertedwatches.cn
diverted from where and why?

moochawatches.cn
moocha is that really fresh milk chocolate? will it melt on my wrist?

marriedwatches.cn
what happens should they decide to divorce?

practicewatches.cn
for people who cannot tell time?

and so many more from the addled brains at magenta-powered Watch Shop.
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby AlphaCentauri » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:30 pm

:laughing5:

tex.writer wrote:marriedwatches.cn
what happens should they decide to divorce?


Why they lose their homes and become undomesticated. Then they go back to the top of the list. (I'm assuming there's a lawyer involved to take care of the financial evisceration at stage 2.)
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby Nodus » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:23 pm

Yeah, this brand has always been known of these ridiculous domain names. I remember there once have been at least molestwatches.cn, stalewatches.cn and idiotswatches.cn. I'm still waiting to see brokenwatches.cn... :D
Arf, she said
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby spamislame » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:54 am

Somebody needs to buy a calendar

My Idiot Acai Spammer wrote:Summer is coming people!

It's time to tighten up our bodies and clean our systems!

The fastest, easiest, and healthiest way to attain healthier and more energetic body
is to cleanse yourself of all toxins and waste that is built-up inside you.

Acai Power Slim uses a proprietary blend of 8 powerful herbs that will help to clear
your body of that excess build-up in your digestive tract that is weighing you down.

Cleansing your body assists in reducing bloating and gas in the abdominal region for
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We're so convinced you will love our product!

Here are just a few of the thousands of happy testimonials we receive every day:

" I started on these two weeks ago, and I've already seen changes.
I'm down fifteen pounds.
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"Hello, I have just received my acai berry last week and I've noticed a big
diference today in my stomach area,
my pouch is looking different and also feeling a little flat, I'm loving the product
so far, and I am also keeping a diary."

Wendy N., France

"I just started taking mine, and I already feel better. I have so much more energy,
and I love it. This is really going to work."

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Discover the magical powers of the Acai Slim!

We are letting you try it for FREE, you just pay the shipping costs!

Get your trial of Acai Power Slim Today!


They also need to hire a copywriter. Those testimonials are retarded (and obviously fake.)

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Re: Just plain silly

Postby meep » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:59 am

Canadian Pharmacy template crap. Oh and note their spam is mobile users, too. How great. :roll:

Does the spammer mean? - getting spam just became sh1tty... lame.


SUBJECT: It became all sh1tty


BODY:


To View a Mobile Version of this E-letter, click here

Passion is lost!

Want to return it and also want to know how much does it cost? In our e-store it's only a couple of dollars. You pay really fair price of our certified products (choose from the large variety of them) and at least physical aspect of your passion will be norm and moreover - better than in norm... read more.

links to:
a535.jyujotod.cn - 203.93.208.86
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby spamislame » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:06 am

Subject: Forget about long-acting medications!
From: "Alan Corcoran" <lpp@bopi.com>
Date: Mon, September 28, 2009 9:47 am
To: [SiL]@[SiLsAddress].com

Say "YES" to perfect sex!
Enhance your sexual life now!
Viagra will help you in any situation .
Canadian On line pharmacy store is open 24/7

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dobidogedyfezeno/message/1

We ship worldwide: America, Europe, Asia etc


"Viagra will help you in any situation."

Really?

I'm on fire.

It isn't working.

What now?

Also: so that's what "worldwide" means. :roll:

Site links to http://closeover.com/

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Re: Just plain silly

Postby noparanoia » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:46 pm

You was unlucky, yesterday?

Unfortunately, today is different.

Check it yourself at http://cazinpmonster.ru/


So, urm... I'm finding it really hard to work out if I am going to be luckier today than yesterday :?
It's certainly not encouraged me to use their online casino.
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby meep » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:59 pm

Hi noparanoia!

Welcome! to InBoxRevenge. :wink:

If you want, you can post in the Newbie Welcome Thread.
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby spamislame » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:29 pm

noparanoia wrote:So, urm... I'm finding it really hard to work out if I am going to be luckier today than yesterday :?
It's certainly not encouraged me to use their online casino.


It's their misuse of the word "unfortunately."

These guys are geniuses.

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Re: Just plain silly

Postby Benzyl » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:25 pm

Got this image in a spam today - http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2769/427 ... 25c9_o.gif . Not sure whether I should be frightened or convinced to buy financial services off a group of bobble-heads.
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby AlphaCentauri » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:17 pm

Ewww -- their mothers must have taken some pretty weird drugs during pregnancy.

It's hard to believe that scam is still operating after being fined twice by the FTC. It's not free at all -- you end up subscribed to their credit monitoring service, which is difficult to cancel.

Americans are entitled to a free credit report via the FTC's website. There's a pretty full explanation here:
http://www.cohort-eve.org/e107/e107_plu ... p?261.post

The real site for free credit reports is here:
https://www.annualcreditreport.com/cra/index.jsp
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby Benzyl » Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:13 pm

'Win yourself TWO Ferraris' (presumably just one wasn't cutting it anymore) URL redirection pointed to fair-exchange.com which was the usual submit your details competition/prize/gift site.
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby spamislame » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:47 pm

You should report him. Fair-Exchange.com has been in existence since 2004.

If you have the entire spam message plus headers, and the original link plus any tracking links to identify the affiliate, you can send it to:

MARKETING@pdvltd.com

Found here:

http://fair-exchange.com/becomeaffiliate.aspx

They only vet affiliates via email applications, which seems a bit dodgy, but I doubt they would have been in operation that long without serious scrutiny if they were not legitimate. The site was registered in the UK, and the site is hosted by Rackspace in Houston, TX.

Couldn't hurt.

Especially for such a stupid message, he deserves to be kicked out of their program.

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Re: Just plain silly

Postby Benzyl » Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:27 pm

Perhaps you can help me decide in what form to accept my GroupLotto® prize - http://www.flickr.com/photos/97717414@N00/4713096878/
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Re: Just plain silly

Postby Benzyl » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:17 pm

Pirate themed make money fast scam, I swear this one is so stupid I nearly hurled chunks, put me right of my dinner - httq://treasurehuntmarketing.com/
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