The dumbest of the dumb

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Re: The dumbest of the dumb

Postby Nodus » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:01 pm

AlphaCentauri wrote:Ok, this actually belongs in the joejob thread, but it's hilarious. Some blackspammer is trying to comprometize us!:

I've been laughing to these for the last couple of days as well. :roll:

And of course I don't post here. Some blackhacker is trying to imitetize me.
Arf, she said
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Re: The dumbest of the dumb

Postby Benzyl » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:08 pm

'Find Out What 2011 Will Bring!'

It's not - do they read this stuff before pressing send it's - can they even read?

Lead to the usual link page for a variety of cr&p at greatpsychicreading.com
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Re: The dumbest of the dumb

Postby AlphaCentauri » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:22 pm

greatpsychicreading.com is a parked domain now for me. I guess they didn't see that coming :shock:
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Re: The dumbest of the dumb

Postby Red Dwarf » Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:53 pm

Google translated from the German
All the tools, information and tricks for another to spy right now on CD

www spy4handy info

(Enter in your browser and replace spaces with point)


Doh!
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Re: The dumbest of the dumb

Postby spamislame » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:23 pm

And why is the website itself in German?!

It ultimately posts (insecurely) to the following domain:

http://www.hnmy.info/x/cart.php?1001=1

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Domain ID:D48815012-LRMS
Domain Name:HNMY.INFO
Created On:29-Dec-2012 13:18:13 UTC
Last Updated On:29-Dec-2012 13:18:14 UTC
Expiration Date:29-Dec-2013 13:18:13 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:eNom, Inc. (R126-LRMS)
Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED
Status:TRANSFER PROHIBITED
Status:ADDPERIOD
Registrant ID:8047cbce43b50a82
Registrant Name:WhoisGuard Protected
Registrant Organization:WhoisGuard
Registrant Street1:11400 W. Olympic Blvd. Suite 200
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Los Angeles
Registrant State/Province:CA
Registrant Postal Code:90064
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.6613102107
Registrant Phone Ext.:
Registrant FAX:
Registrant FAX Ext.:
Registrant Email:b89bffdc86f34bb785ced271b9ac21bf.protect@whoisguard.com
Admin ID:ab314db0fa1944e4

Well that just fills me with confidence - it was only created less than three days ago.

Hosted on IP address 92.243.76.219 by hostbox.ru.

Such an obvious, completely lame fly-by-night operation.

:roll:

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Re: The dumbest of the dumb

Postby Red Dwarf » Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:20 am

My emphasis added

. . . .
We the office of the International Police hereby write to inform you
that we caught a Diplomatic lady Mrs. Vernon Wallace by name at John F
Kennedy International Airport (JFK ) here in New York with consignment
box filed with United States Dollars as she came here on official assignment before going to meet you in your place where she will then deliver the box to you.


Meanwhile, on the course of interrogation to the diplomat, she
mentioned your name as the owner of the cash box, She further
explained that Mr. Frank Malaba has directed her to deliver the consignment
box to your doorstep without any knowledge or information that the
content of the consignment box is money as Frank Malaba made arrangement with her senior diplomat who confirmed that she should deliver the box to you.
. . .
Below is the contact information of the person that sent the diplomat



Name: Frank Malaba
Email: malabafrank@yahoo.com



Furthermore, we are giving you only but 5 working days to forward the
requested Certificate to us or we will order for your arrest
immediately for Money Laundry and the funds will be confiscated and
re-deposited into the World Bank Reserve Account. On the other hand,
if we receive the certificate from you, we will release the diplomat
with your consignment box containing the money and also back you up on the money.

Thanks for your understanding, co-operation and continued patronage.

Yours Truly,


I.P.A REGION NO: 2 THANKS.
DOCTOR DOUGLAS H. KING
Committee of Police Societies.
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Re: The dumbest of the dumb

Postby spamislame » Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:03 pm

I know this thread is longer than it probably needs to be but... they sure aren't getting any smarter.

Today's utter moron Nigerian (Benin?) scammer is again claiming to be Barack Obama:

Attention:!!!,

Behold, you are reading a letter from the President Barack Obama USA. Finally, I have received lists of the names of people that are involved in money laundry and terrorism which your name is among the names that was submitted to me and I have ordered to release arrest warrant to the IPA to quickly carry out their duty and make sure that they get you arrested and summon you to the court immediately which they will be on their duty on Thursday morning as assigned since you are trying to play ball with me.

You have failed to comply with them after all the warning and instructions given to you, but since you are also among the terrorist we are facing in the country, I will personal make sure that I wipe away the crime in the state and I promise you that you will definitely pay with your life because I am here to protect the interest of my people and not to put them in shame, you suppose to support this government and not to spoil it.

Since it has been confirmed by Benin Republic government that this fund actually belongs to you and here the law demands that it cannot be release to you unless you provide the certificate which is OWNERSHIP And DRUG CERTIFICATE that is what the IPA has been demanding for a very long time now. For your own good, I am giving you last chance today to tell me as the President why you have failed to provide the certificate and why do you fail the IPA that is working under my instruction which you know that once you disobey them you have disobeyed me as well.

Do note that if you failed to get back to this office within 24hours, you will be apprehended and charge to court immediately for involving in money laundry and terrorism and there you will see my face. You will only be free if you get back to my office by promising that you will provide the fee for the certificate which will cost you only 100usd to obtain it within 48hours otherwise you will be in soup, BE WARNED!. I will advise you further on what to do once they hear from you in other to resolve this matter amicably. Contact Mr Charles Mark So that He will provide you the certificate once you have send them fee.
infonbtransferunit@yahoo.com

Kindly respond to this message.

From the desk of the President.
Email(presidentbarakobamausa@drivehq.com)
Barack Obama.


Kindly respond to this message.

From the desk of the President.
Email
Barack Obama.

I mean OBVIOUSLY it's Mr. Obama. He ALWAYS says things like "behold". (Rolling my eyes.)

But my favorite part is that he includes images of American flags, which he grabbed from the hoax slayer website, and look what he put as the alt text for those images:

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<html><body><div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:HelveticaNeue-Light, Helvetica Neue Light, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;font-size:16px"><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419896407195_82591"><span></span></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419896407195_82743">&nbsp;</div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419896407195_84610" class="signature"><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419896407195_84612"><span></span></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419896407195_84878">&nbsp;</div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419882089311_6026" class="signature"><b id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419882089311_6029"><br><br><br><img id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419882089311_6028" src="http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/us-flags.jpg" alt="US Flags in Scam Message" height="94" width="412"></b><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419882089311_6030"><b id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419896407195_84611"><br>Attention:!!!,<br></b>
<b id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419882089311_6031"><br>
Behold, you are reading a letter from the President Barack Obama USA.

Yes: "US Flags in Scam Message"

Just... I mean... how.... this is honestly the stupidest criminal on earth.

But the sadder thing to realize is that SOMEBODY out there will fall for this obviously fake scam.

Anyway there you go. Morons still win.

SiL

P.S. Fun fact: DriveHQ take down scammer email accounts faster than I even report them. In nearly every single case these accounts are always dead on arrival or in the process of being shut down. It is frankly baffling to me that these idiots keep using DriveHQ, but they do...
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Re: The dumbest of the dumb

Postby AlphaCentauri » Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:42 pm

Wait, I want to know more about this IPA agency! I didn't realize the "beer summit" had produced such tangible results!
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Re: The dumbest of the dumb

Postby spamislame » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:52 pm

Yeah this moron never details what "IPA" is supposed to even mean.

Every time I read even a fragment of this stupid message, I try to hear it with the oratory tone of Obama and it sounds even more hilarious. (He's the kind of guy who would probably do that for the Daily Show too.)

So stupid.

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