Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby AlphaCentauri » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:00 pm

Moike wrote:I couldn't tell if this should be dumbest of the dumb or Nigerian scam, so here goes this wonderful message from Robert himself: :D


Remember that old movie, The Яussians are Coming The Яussians are Coming? That sounds like some of the dialog. ("Egermency! Everybody to get off street!")
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:14 pm

Calling all Sypliots!
I am Mrs Mercy Ahmed from Syplus . I am married to Mr Usuman Ahmed who worked with Syplus embassy in cote d'ivoire for nine years before he died in the year 2004
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:04 pm

Getting very serious on St Patrick's Day?
Dear Beloved one.

I am Mrs. Tina Williams , a citizen of Solomon Ireland
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:13 pm

Don't sniff Steve's gold dust, it packs a wallop

I am Mr.Steve Owusu. A gold miner in the Ghana Gold mining company.During my long service in the gold mining company of Ghana,i am here to search for a buyer now we have 78kg(alluvial gold dust,22 + karate),
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:59 pm

These ridiculous "gold" scam messages are so technical that I really have to question how many people might be falling for them. So stupid.

+ karate!!1!

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:55 pm

There's no point keeping your email address secret. Scammers claim to have divine assistance to divine it

Dear Beloved one,
My name is Rina Philipe a citizen of Ghana, We know that you will be surprised how we got your email. It was a Revealed by God


I want to complain to a higher authority. But . . .
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:16 pm

Alka-Seltzer alert!

You just gotta read this. There is something in it for everyone.

Who feeds these scripts to these pimple heads?
International Assoc. of Machinists and
Aerospace Workers District Lodge 24
sydney.Australia 2474
Fax: 12063015678, Mobile: 19025401081
Email: carolwilliamssmith1@live.com

International Assoc. of Machinists and
Aerospace Workers District Lodge 24
sydney.Australia 2474
Fax: 12063015678, Mobile: 19025401081
Email: carolwilliamssmith1@live.com

Calvary Greetings

I would like to thank those of you who expressed condolences on the
recent passing of my mother. She suffered a hemorrhagic stroke while
she was driving home from my house on July 30th and passed away on
August 3rd. My mother's stroke and passing was an enormous shock to my
family, because she did not have any symptoms or risk factors for a
stroke. Just the week before she had gone to her doctor for a check up
and received a clean bill of health.

She did, however, develop a cold while she was visiting me and had
taken Alka Seltzer cold plus for 3 days. Since her passing, we have
learned that Alka Seltzer is one of the many cold medicines that
contains Phenylpropanolamine (PPA), which can cause hemorrhagic stokes
or cerebral bleeding, even with the first use. I am forwarding a list
of other medications that currently use PPA. These medicines are
supposedly being recalled but my mother just purchased this medication
less than two weeks ago. Pharmaceutical companies have known about
this danger for years, we unfortunately, did not.
Before her death we were both born again Christian. Since her death, I
decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home
which the Bible is against. When my late Mother was alive she
deposited the sum of $11.6Million in one of the famous security
company here in Sydney Australia. Presently, my Doctor confirmed to me
that I have less than few months to live as I have cancer problem.
Which I often visit the Doctor for treatments. Haven known my
condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that
will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want
a church that will use this fund for orphanages, helping the widows,
propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is
maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth,I
took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit
this money and my relatives are not Christians and I don't want my
mother's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation
where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am
taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am
going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus
14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my
peace, I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because
of my health hence the presence of my mother's relatives around me
always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all
things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the contact of the
security company here in Sydney. I want you and the church to always
pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I
lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the
Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful
all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church
or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will
act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply. Due
to present condition of my health, I was warned by my doctor to avoid
receiving or making any call.
The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine:

1. Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant
2. Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements
3. Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control
4. Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent
5. Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (Cherry or Orange)
6. Alka-Seltzer plus Cold Medicine Original
7. Alka-Seltzer plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent
8. Alka-Seltzer plus Cold & Flu Medicine
9. Alka-Seltzer plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent
10. Alka Seltzer plus Night-Time Cold Medicine
11. BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder
12. BC Sinus Cold Powder
13. Comtrex Flu Therapy & Fever Relief
14. Day & Night Contac 12-Hour Cold Capsules
15. Contac 12 Hour Caplets
16. Coricidin D Cold, Flu & Sinus =0 A
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:50 am

What's awesome about this message is that it was clearly written, originally, by someone with a reasonable grasp of the English language.

But then you get to this section:

Since her death, I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late Mother was alive she deposited the sum of $11.6Million in one of the famous security company here in Sydney Australia.

Reads okay, but then...

Presently, my Doctor confirmed to me that I have less than few months to live as I have cancer problem. Which I often visit the Doctor for treatments.

Wait what?

What happened to "Carol Williams Smith"?! Put her back on the line!!

Haven known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, helping the widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.

WHO ARE YOU??! What have you done with "Carol"??!

;)

What a bunch of complete idiots.

I'll never understand their thinking. They make it so clear from the top of the message that they want to impress the recipient with who is allegedly composing this message ("International Assoc. of Machinists and Aerospace Workers District"?! Holy cow!!1!) and then they inevitably get right back to the same completely ridiculous messages we've all been seeing since the early 2000's.

These are some of the dumbest people in this world.

The original message was actually (apparently) genuine, and dates back to 2000:

http://www.valvereplacement.org/forums/ ... 27286.html

And of course the original message has absolutely nothing to do with "Calvary greetings" (whatever those are) and huge sums of money from a person who's dying of cancer.

Morons, all of them.

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:03 am

No doubt the medications will be administered aurally.

MY NAME IS, MRS. REBECCA BARRY, WIDOW SUFFERING CANCER ILLNESS OF THE LUG
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:01 am

This is what started my day today...

Reply address: posto98@post.com
Subject: Re: GREETINGS FROM REGULAR MAIL POST OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC.

POST OFFICE -COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC IN WEST AFRICA.
Address: 20/22 Hospital Route Cotonou Benin Republic
Tél: (+229 9694-5749)
Fax: (+229) 9396-8053 Telex : 530101 / 532120

ATTN GREETINGS,
,

IN THE RESPEC OF YOUR MAIL I RECEIVED I AM MR JOSEPH JAMES WHO IN CHANGE OF YOUR BANK DARFT TODAY AND I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THER THE POST FEE IS SUM OF $80 DOLLARS ONLY ONCE YOU SEND THE FEE TODAY YO WILL RECEIVE YOUR BANK DARFT WITH OUT ANY FURTHER DELAY SO AS I AM WITH YOU NOW I WANT YOU TO ASVICE YOURSELF TO TRY AND FOLOW UP TODAY TO SEND THE FEE BECAUSE WE WNT YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR BANK DARFT WITHIN 4DAYS YOU SEND THE FEE SUM OF $80DOLLARS ONLY AND YOU WILL TRY AND KEEP YOUR WORD DO NOT LET SOME ONE KNOW ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE PERSON YOU THING THAT HE OR HER IS YOUR BEST FREND MAY KILL YOU AND TAKE OVER YOUR BANK DARFT SO DO NOT LET SOME ONE KNOW THAT YOU HAVE IT.

AND AGAIN OUR GOVERNMENT IS NOW AWAY OF YOUR BANK DARFT AND WE ALSO GIVE US GO HEAD TO POST YOUR BANK DARFT ONCE YOU SEND THE POST FEE WHICH IS SUM OF $80DOLLARS BECAUSE WE GOING TO DELIVER IT ONCE YOU SEND THE FEE AND WE MAY LIKE IT TO BE IN THS OFFICE FROM NOW TILL NEXT WEE WE WANT YOU TO RECEIVE BEFORE NEXT WEEK SO YOU MAY TRY AND COME UP WITH THE FEE TODAY SO THAT YOU WILL ENJOY YOU DARFT ONCE AND IMMEDIATELY YOU SENT THE FEE YOU WILL TRY AND FORWARD YOUR FULL INFORMATION TOO SO THAT YOUR POST ADDRESS WILL BE CORRECT ONCE AND WITH OUT ANY DELAY TO POST IT TO YOU ONCE OKAY.

AGAIN REMEMBER THAT I AM MR JOSEPH JAMES WITH MY PHONE NUMBER +2299694-5749,YOU WILL CALL ME ON IT NOW, YOU SHOULD ADVICE YOURSELF NOW AND DO NOT ALOW SOME ONE TO DECEIVE YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR BANK DARFT TODAY BECAUSE YOUR BEST FRIEND CAN DECEIVE YOU BECAUSE HER OR HE MAY THING THAT ONCE YOU SENT THE FEE TO ME TODAY YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR TOTAM AMOUNT OF $2.8 MILLION DOLLARS IN 4DAYS AND YOU WILL BE COME A RISH WOMAN OVER THERE SO YOU CHECK YOURSELF AND THING ABOUT IT NOW TO SEND THE FEE OKAY.AND BEFORE THE BANK DARFT WILL LIEVE I WILL SEND THE FEE CHECK WITH YOUR NAMR FULL NAME. AS I AM HEREBY YOU TO RECEIVE IT KNOW ONE CAN STOP IT TILL YOU HAVE IT TO YOUR HAND OK.

And only thing you will do now is you advise yourself and raise the fee of $80.00 today every thing is down here now to you receive yourBANK DARFT, and i am MR.JOSEHP JAMES, who inchange of your fund,AND THE SUM OF $2.8MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS AND SOME VITAL DOCUMENTED.so do not delay send this fee of $80.00 today i am give you 100% of garret once you send the today you will able to receive your fund,and again we because out government is away of your baml darft herenow in Benin Republic so beadvise yourself and follow us to send the fee so that you will have it with out any delay. and your fund will been delivery to you in 4 days once you pay the $80.00 only.

Receiver Name......Mike Ani
Country.....Benin Du Republic
City....Cotonou
Question....To Who
Answer.....Ani
AMOUNT.....$80 USD

SO DEAR WE ARE STILL WAIT FOR THE PAYMENT OF $80USD TODAY SO THAT WE CAN POST YOU BANK DRAFT TO YOU OKAY.
NOTE: THAT EVERY CLAIMS HAS AN EXPIRYING PERIOD OF FOURTEEN WORKING DAYS (4DAYS) SO YOU HAVE DO THAT VERY URGENTLY TO AVOID EXPIRATION

Thanks

Your Best Regard
line +2299694-5749.
Mr Joseph James
The Director of Operations
Foreign Remittance Division Post Office Cotonou Benin Republic

He's really stuck on this whole "BANK DARFT" thing.

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:10 pm

Reply-To: <msukabas@yahoo.co.jp>
From: "Miss Gloria"<gloriauzk@mail.com>
Subject: Vital Information

Hello Dear ,


I am Miss Gloria Uzoka. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account wills they ever release the fund to you; instead they let you spend money unnecessarily.

I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after I made the transfer, I will be Seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger. This is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need from you to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG.I will need two of this hard disk to recopy your information from the corrupted one, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours.

I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake. For phone conversation, please call me on +234-807-676-6856
Regards,
Miss Gloria Uzoka

Wow.

A "file which was marked X", a "disk painted RED" and a "a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG".

Talk about concrete evidence!

What century is this caveman living in?!

I'd better hurry so that I can "punch the computer". Off I go!!

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Wed May 02, 2012 12:47 pm

I think it's kind of funny how a few months ago the taunting replies I would get from these moron criminals is that "it won't affect me, I will just make more accounts."

Check today's latest genius out:

Reply-To: <imfcontactforfunds@gmail.com>
From: "INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)"<redacted>
Subject: LETTER FROM IMF OFFICE.
Date: Wed, 2 May 2012 02:49:49 +0800

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
HEAD OFFICE NO: 23 LAGOS STATE,
Abuja, Nigeria.
Email (immmmmffundsreleasedept@live.com)
(imffundsreleasedept@w.cn)


INSTRUCTION TO RELEASE YOUR INHERITANCE FUND

ATTENTION:

This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your fund remain unpaid to you.

I am Mr. John Lee a highly placed official of the International Monetary Fund (IMF). It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondences on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies/ Diplomat across Europe to Africa and Asia /London Uk and we have decided to put a stop to that and that is why I was appointed to handle your transaction here in Nigeria.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates, NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact with you of late have been instructed to back up from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the IMF is now directly in charge of your payment.

The most annoying thing is that the bad officials wont tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you, instead they allow you spend money unnecessarily, I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security.

I needed to help you release the fund because you need to know the statues of your funds and cause for the delay, Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian.

Listed below are the mafia's and banks behind the non release of your funds that i managed to sneak out for your kind perusal.

PLEASE CHECK AMONG THESE NAMES IF THERE IS ANY ONE AMONG THEN WHO HAVE SCAM ED YOU, IF YES GET BACK TO ME FOR LEGAL ACTION TO BE TAKEN.

1) Prof. Charles soludo (CBN)
2) Senator David Mark
3) Chief Lamido Sanusi (CBN)
4) John Rob (Barclays bank plc)
5) Mrs. Stella Brown (Barclays bank plc)
6) Ronald Franklin
7) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
8 ) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
9) Mr. Mike Jombo Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
10) Mr. Tunde Lemo Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
11) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
12) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
13) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili

You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transferred to you directly from our source.

Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk. Respond to this e-mail on (imffundreleasedept@live.com) or (imfclearancentre@9.cn) with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released.

Reconfirm the information bellow

1. Full Name:
2. Address:
3. Nationality:
4. Age: Date of Birth:
5. Occupation:
6. Phone: Mobile/Cellular.....................Fax:..
7. State of Origin:
8. Copy of your identity Card

Email me as soon as you receive the letter so that you will be given an immediate response: Direct Hotline: EMAIL imffundreleasedept@live.com or imfclearancentre@9.cn.

YOURS SINCERELY,
Mr. John Lee.

Check that out: five (5!) distinct addresses in one scam message.

imfcontactforfunds@gmail.com as the reply-to
immmmmffundsreleasedept@live.com and imffundsreleasedept@w.cn at the top of the message.
imffundreleasedept@live.com and imfclearancentre@9.cn at the bottom of the message.

Among other things, this will ultimately confuse the victim recipient. Which one are they supposed to reply to? How can they tell for sure. (Of course right now that won't matter because both Gmail and Hotmail shut down all of these addresses inside of 45 minutes.)

Would anybody actually believe the International Monetary Fund would use an email address like "immmmmffundsreleasedept@live.com" for any genuine, official communication?!

Also: The "redacted" address is one of my addresses which this idiot is now using as the from address. This results, ironically, in several dozen potential victims unwittingly replying to me, and not any of the actual target addresses this mental giant set up for response.

Sure it's not affecting them. Sure... :twisted:

I bet collectively we've reported over half a million of these addresses since last November. The criminals really don't like it. That's a good thing.

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Mon May 21, 2012 10:53 am

Boy these idiots really aren't even putting in any effort at all.
Reply-To: <julie_agams@rediffmail.com>
From: "Julie Agams"<un52031@rediffmail.com>
Subject: USE THE $4.3M TO[AntiVir checked]
Date: Sat, 19 May 2012 13:20:00 -0500

Dearest,
Treat this message with utmost confidential ok.

The doctor said I will undergo the surgery today and ever since i receive this information, my mind never found rest, my heart is still panting even at this moment, i lost the courage of living again. Meanwhile, I want to inform you that my late husband left a contracted sum of $4.3m USD in the Benin Republic, and as childless couple; we long planned to use the money and help the poor but never succeeded until he died.

Now that I am not sure of my life here, and & biological child, I want you to contact my Reverend to assist you claim the money. yes, I gave all files about this money to John Kabore because he was very nice to me and my husband. I want you to contact him now ok. my husband relations were very wicked to me, that’s why I cannot entrust this project to any of them.

I believe you have fear of God that why am choosing you today after prayer to claim and manage the fund.
Quote my personal reference number LLP/6953/906//316ouga/BF to the Assist. parish priest so he could ascertain that I directed you to possibly transfer the fund to you, including your receiving account data. Name:
Mr. Arinze

In case I didn’t suceed in this operation, claim the money and use 70% to help the poor and 30% for your job well-done.

Please don’t forget the poor for this money was kept for so long and meant to use in helping the poor. So if you do this, I am my husband will rest in peace wherever we find our souls. Please continue praying for me

Mrs.Agams

Just... wow. Right from the first sentence it's clear this moron has utterly no clue what he's doing. He has all the language skills of a caveman.

If this trend continues we might not need to report anything, they'll do enough damage to their own ridiculous scams on their own.

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Tue May 29, 2012 4:30 pm

Oh man.

I think this qualifies as the most ludicrously misguided scam message I have ever seen. I mean it. This guy is a genuine moron.

Subject: Fw: FROM CBN VIEW YOUR NEW PAYMENT
To: undisclosed recipients: ;

Attention: Category “A” Contractor /Beneficiary
Please download the attached Pddocument and view your payment as been paid to your
direction
DR. MAGNUS KPAKOUL
(Economic Adviser to the President

But then there's a PDF attachment, and honestly I think if you took a chimpanzee, smacked it in the head with a mallet and starved it for four days in a locked cell, it could come up with something far more eloquent, reasoned and, most of all, cohesive.

Approved for Immediate Payment

THE PRESIDENCY

FEDERAL REPUBLIC
OF NIGERIA
ECONOMIC
ADVISER TO THE
PRESIDENT
Reg. No. 85/459781/00
ASO ROCK WUSA
ABUJA PHASE II

TELEGRAM PRESIDENCY
Tel / Fax 2348169210303 EXT: 0101

Our Ref: FAP/FG/NNPC/PTF..... Your Ref: ....... Date: 23/05/2012
From: DR. MAGNUS KPAKOUL
Economic Adviser to the President

Attention: Category "A" Contractor / Beneficiary i
With Federal Government of Nigeria


IMPORTANT!

SUB: PAYMENT OF US$ 3 MILLION OF OVERDUE CONTRACT PAYMENT

The senate house committee wish's to inform you that your accumulated contract accrued interest Payment Release Bond has been endorsed, and forwarded to the Rand Merchant Bank of South Africa for immediate payment.

Following the recent returned remittance advice from the overdue contract settlement commission and the central bank of Nigeria under the auspices and payment transfer authorization by ministry of finance and the united nations overdue contract settlement commission, unpaid contract resolution panel in view of your overdue payment from the peer reviewed advice.

We are greatly saddened with the fact that efforts to transfer your overdue sum till-date proved abortive due to ambiguities, irregularities or discrepancies by the past corrupt officials in government services, following the over float of funds in the returned unclaimed Reserve from the recent CBN auditors on Overdue payments commission. The fund however has been redirected for payment transfer through the only appointed payee bank Rand Merchant Bank of South Africa clearance house through the CBN vault account with RMB.

This letter is an official re-notification of your overdue contract accrued interest payment at the tone of $3 Million_ already approved in a direct telegraphic transfer to your chosen bank account. You are hereby instructed to contact or proceed to the Rand Merchant Bank of South Africa, payee officer, Tell: +27 766131878 email: randmerchant1@gmail.com or randmerchant@gmail.com : Attn Mr. Danny Bates You're also advised to identify yourself with the following payment release pin code BBLU/SB/SMF-777104209 ]

Note, on receipt of this fund, you should not hesitate to inform the above committee that you have been paid, for the final reconciliation on the payment files with the ministry were the contract was executed. As we have been committed to redeem the lost image of this country Nigeria which was almost tarnished by the past corrupts officials and their overseas associates for the past years. We sincerely apologize for what in-settlement of this debt would have cost you.

Congratulation!

Yours truly

DR MAGNUS KPAKOUL
(Economic Adviser to the President)

PRIVATE Tell: +2348169210303

This message is confidential and for use by the address only. The content are not to be disclosed by anyone other than the addressed.
Please advise the sender by telephone of any error in the transmission.
A Subsidiary of the Ministry Of Works

It's bad enough that the first sentence contains the word "wish's", but this block right here:

Following the recent returned remittance advice from the overdue contract settlement commission and the central bank of Nigeria under the auspices and payment transfer authorization by ministry of finance and the united nations overdue contract settlement commission, unpaid contract resolution panel in view of your overdue payment from the peer reviewed advice.

Nutshell reduction: "Following advice, under auspices, in view of your overdue payment."

Honestly: it means nothing. It is free of meaning.

I have never seen anything so stupid in my whole life. Like: ever.

Ridiculous.

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Tue May 29, 2012 5:00 pm

Yup. Also seen back in April at http://419.bittenus.com/12/4/MAGNUSKPAKOUL.html

From: DR. MAGNUS KPAKOUL < sharonmbah@yahoo.com >
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