Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby AlphaCentauri » Tue May 29, 2012 5:20 pm

Good thing they're going to sort things out. The reputation of Nigeria was almost tarnished. :roll:
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Tue May 29, 2012 9:47 pm

AlphaCentauri wrote:Good thing they're going to sort things out. The reputation of Nigeria was almost tarnished. :roll:

Indeed! :silthumb:

So stupid.

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Tue May 29, 2012 9:48 pm

Red Dwarf wrote:Yup. Also seen back in April at http://419.bittenus.com/12/4/MAGNUSKPAKOUL.html

From: DR. MAGNUS KPAKOUL < sharonmbah@yahoo.com >

None of the phrases from it showed up in specific Google searches, so I guess my set of searches may get the crawling going again. :)

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:38 pm

Shutdowns are under way. This one is another doozy... :roll:

Subject: Letter of Notification from the UNF OFFICE

United Nations Foundation
Government Building, Otley Rd., Leeds, west Yorkshire LS16 5PZ, United Kingdom

QUALIFICATION CODE: UNF71203

Subject: Notification for United Nations Foundation Cash Aid
Dear Sir/Madam,

This is to notify that you have been selected by the Board of trustees of the United Nations-Foundation . as one of the recipients for 2012 Cash Aid for
Your own personal, educational and business development.

The United Nations Foundation, a public charity, was created in 1998 with entrepreneur and philanthropist Ted Turner's historic $1 billion gift to support UN causes and activities.

The United Nations (UN), European Union (EU), and the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) are donating $1 billion, as specific cash aid to over 250 international recipients worldwide in different categories for business, educational and personal development, and at least 30% to be used by each for the development of his/her community.

Based on the random selection excercise of internet websites and millions of Super market cash invoices worldwide you were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of £ 1,671,000.00 (One million six hundred and seventy one thousand Great Britain Pounds) as a cash aid from the UN, (EU), and (ECOWAS), in acccordance with the enabling act of parliament.

Kindly note that you are not the only beneficiary in your country and your country is not the only country that is benefiting from this donation, as recipients have been chosen from countries that are part of the United Nations, European Union and the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS).

The idea of this cash aid is that within ten years from now there will be noticable richness among many unusual people around the world.

United Nations Foundation, is one of the numerous bodies involved in the fight against global economic crisis, in line with this, we resolved to empower only recipients with laudable credentials, Skills and experience in leading / management so as to ensure adequate utilization of the cash aid, and also to ensure that beneficiaries will invest in organizations that will in turn provide job opportunities for themselves, and their community at large.

This will empower so many people, and afford them the opportunitt to get their lives to a stage where they had always wanted. Kindly note that you will only be chosen to receive the cash aid once, which means that subsequent yearly do Nation will not get to you again, so it's your chance to spend wisely on something that will create a long lasting wealth to you and your family, and members of your community.

Cash aid payments are strictly administered by the respective/authorized payment offices, located at bellow listed countries:

* United States - United Nations (United Nations Foundation Head Quarter)
* United Kingdom - European Union
* Ghana - Economic Community of West African States

You are required to contact your European Union cash aid documentation officer with the below information, for documentation:

Name: Dr. Gerard Godwin
Executive Secretary, London, Great Britain, United Kingdom, Ext.

Diplomat Tell: +44-704-570-0383
Fax: +44-870-495-8377

Email: gerard.godwin@hotmail.com
Email: gerard.godwin@unfonline.com

Office address: Government Building, Otley Rd., Leeds, west Yorkshire LS16 5PZ, United Kingdom

Kindly be aware that the United Nations Foundation board of trustees does not know you in person or your biography, this makes it impossible to identify you, or ascertain your credibility as to ensuring that your cash aid will be appropriately utilized ,you are therefore required to send your C.V along with your Facial means of Identification on your contact with the Secretary for documentation and processing of your payment.

Curriculum Vitae (C.V) should contain as follows:

Full Names:
Gender:
Date of birth:
All contact address:
Phone number(s):
Fax Number(s):
Occupation:
Company Name:
Marriage status:
Nationality:
Religion:
Next of kin:
State/Province:
Country:

Note: On your contact with the Executive Secretary with your Curriculum Vitae (C.V) and facial means of identification, you are to request from him ,his facial means of identification on your own part, to verify that you are dealing with the Executive Secretary as advised.

Please endeavour to quote your UNF-QC (UN71203) in all discussions.

* Finally, all funds should be redeemed by their respective beneficiaries, not later than one month after notification, failure to do so, implies that the beneficiary is a ghost, and as such, cash aid will be cancelled and reserved for next edition.

On behalf of the United Nations Foundation Board, kindly accept our warmest congratulations

Yours faithfully,
Re. Paul Darcy
Information Dept/ United Nations Foundation, United Kingdom

I also posted this here so that it'll show up in searches, since the mental giant who created this stupid message published it as an MS Word doc that contained (yes) jpgs of the text. Just about the stupidest online scammer of all time.

I love his alleged process for verifying who the Executive Secretary is. Send an email asking him to email back his "facial means of identification" - as opposed to, say, his "inner cerebral means of identification" or the "anal means of identification"?! Just so, so stupid.

unfonline was registered in Nov. 2011 to someone named "Steven Campbell" in Houston, TX and hosted by Peer 1. This idiot obviously is not aware at all of how fast Peer 1 acts on abuse complaints. :)

Another genius.

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:33 pm

Fraudsters even refer to Butch Driveshaft's video of an EFCC raid, way back when. . . .
And just look at the impeccable references!
Scotland Yard Police, Interpol, Federal Bureau of Investigation, (FBI) United States of America, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of Nigeria and all the African Crime fighter leaders. (Old Uncle Tom Cobly? Where are you?)

OFFICE OF Dr Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
(OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR)
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/012,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK NGN
A/C#: 1329606-101244-169-678
CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA.
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/07



YOUR DIPLOMAT HAS NOW ARRIVE AT SARASOTA-BRADENTON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FLORIDA ( SRQ ),CONTACT HIM NOW. ( dip.roybull@globomail.com ) or (904)-900-8501


We hereby inform you that the Scotland Yard Police, Interpol, Federal Bureau of Investigation, (FBI) United States of America, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of Nigeria and all the African Crime fighter leaders have come together to stop scam/internet fraud in Nigeria and all round Africa. We have recovered over US$2.6 Billion Dollars from the people we have behind bars.


Our duty is to make sure we stop internet scam and money laundering. As for today we have put a lot of fraudsters in jail. We go all over Africa to pick this thieves/internet rats. We have over 8,273 of them in our jails round Africa and we are still looking for more. We are aware that a lot of foreigners out there have been deceived and lost their hard earn money to these fraudsters after promising them percentages in their letters/e-mails for their impending help to move funds out Africa including fake lottery winning notification and at the end of the day, they will collect thousands of dollars from you without a successful end.


Please, watch the video links below as some of these fraud-stars were arrested here in Nigeria by the EFCC (Economic and Financial Crime Commission) Agents.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISMgGdaGOJM


It was agreed that to retain the good image of Nigeria and the rest of African countries, all the victims who lost his/her hard earn money to these faceless thieves will be compensated with just US$5,500,000.00 (5.5 million dollars). This we assume will help you to start a new life. Please, you have to accept the money like that because the people (victims) in our pay list are too much. We are paying back from the money we recovered from these fraudsters.


YOUR DIPLOMAT HAS NOW ARRIVE AT SARASOTA-BRADENTON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FLORIDA ( SRQ ),CONTACT HIM NOW. ( dip.roybull@globomail.com ) or (904)-900-8501


I want you to know that you have 24 hours to call the diplomat in person of Diplomat Roy Bull with these phone number (904)-900-8501 in the United States, let us know if you are still interested to get your consignment delivery to you today as he have been waiting to hear from you to help him complete this delivery to you. Right now the diplomatic have arrival to united state with your consignment box,call him for your consignment clearance and delivery.


You are to call the Diplomat with the number above and ask to speak with the diplomatic in person Diplomat Roy Bull and send him email at ( dip.roybull@globomail.com ) . call him and send him an email.


Note; that you must reconfirm your full address and valid phone# to him through these email: ( dip.roybull@globomail.com ) immediately you receive these email to enable him deliver your cash consignment to you without any mistake.


I appreciate your good sympathetic and collaboration, Hope hearing from you swiftly.


CONGRATULATIONS.
Dr SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI,
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Direct Mobile Number: +234-812-813-8783
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:52 am

Right now the diplomatic have arrival to united state
:roll:

I could see it if these idiots were all, say, 5 years old. Then at least it might be considered just "cute".

But these idiots really think they're convincing everybody that they represent multinational organizations. It's just ridiculous.

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:22 pm

Please, I don’t want you to feel embrace by receiving such message from someone you have not seen before, but my dear, such is life some time in life things works in a way we never expected.
...
upon my husband's death, his family members gathered and are trying to strip me off from all the financial earnings which I and kamis laboured for years right from My home country Newzealand.despite the fact that our marriage was contracted under the required statutory of the act which specifies that upon the Death of the husband the wife will inherit all the belongings of the deceased husband.


I would feel embraced if I could not spell the name of my home country too.
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:23 pm

Freudian slip department
This is to notify you that I have just dictated a fraud attempt to divert your funds in our Bank, Almagamated Bank of South Africa (ABSA).
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:34 pm

Beware of assinations
I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother have threaten to assinate me.
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:47 pm

Not the brightest spark:
From: "mr sila swiah" <silaswiah2gmail.com>
Reply-to: silaswiah2gmail.com
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby AlphaCentauri » Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:59 pm

Red Dwarf wrote:Not the brightest spark:
From: "mr sila swiah" <silaswiah2gmail.com>
Reply-to: silaswiah2gmail.com


But everyone TOLD him not to type with the caps lock on. ;)
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:41 am

A lottery held with the cooperation of Microsoft?

moronic scammer wrote:Congratulations, once more from the entire Management and Staff of Microsoft Cooperation to all our lucky winners this year.
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby AlphaCentauri » Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:53 pm

Red Dwarf wrote:A lottery held with the cooperation of Microsoft?

moronic scammer wrote:Congratulations, once more from the entire Management and Staff of Microsoft Cooperation to all our lucky winners this year.


Oh, yeah, didn't you know Microsoft runs a lottery? I've won it myself, hundreds of times.
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:21 pm

I draw your attention to the pismelling of Corporation

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:18 pm

They certainly aren't getting any smarter lately, that is for damn sure...

Reply-to: barackobama3@yeah.net
Subject: This Is To Inform You That , I US President Barracks Obama, have instructed the US Treasury Secretary, to release the sum of $6million to you. This is part of the stimulus we have packaged for you to grow the economy.It is what we call public to private initiative and this is all we need at this point of our economy.You shall recieve an ATMCARD with the sum of $6M on it as a Federal grant.Please get back to us for more details 202-456-1414
No message body.

The man graduated from Columbia University and Harvard Law School for Pete's sake!

We've all seen him speak at some point. He never once sounds like the retarded ape that this idiot criminal seems to think he sounds like.

This is the most utterly stupid thing I've seen in ages, and it depresses me that somebody out there will actually respond to it.

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