Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby AlphaCentauri » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:10 pm

I love the way his spell-check changed "Barack" to "barracks." He probably clicked ok, ok, ok as it went through a message full of sloppy errors.
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:12 pm

spamislame wrote:re: Barracks Obama

The man graduated from Columbia University and Harvard Law School for Pete's sake!

We've all seen him speak at some point. He never once sounds like the retarded ape that this idiot criminal seems to think he sounds like.

SiL


I feel tempted to respond to your assertion, but I don't want to be the cause of any depressions, nor would I want to fit with your description.
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby spamislame » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:24 am

Better yet, like all rank-amateur MORON scammers, he never reads his replies, he just sends message #2 no matter what he receives from a target email:

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES
WHITE HOUSE,WASHINGTON,DC.

Our Ref: DMC/No.0117/payment2013

Fellow American,

This Is To Inform You That ,I US President Barack H. Obama,have instructed the

US Treasury Secretary, Jacob Lew to release the sum of $6million to you.

This is part of the stimulus we have packaged for you to grow the economy.
It is what we call public to private initiative and this is all we need at this

point of our economy.
You shall receive an ATM CARD with the sum of $6MILLION on it as a Federal grant.
You are hereby requested to fill this short form and email us back so that can

process it as quickly as possible.You are being contacted because your name is

included on this payment list.


Full Name-----------------------------------------

Address___________________________________________

phone number_______________________________________

The information we requested is to make sure we are dealing with the right person.
We have added a lot of security features and encryptions to safegaurd your ATM

CARD Payment.
Upon your positive reply,Secretary of Treasury will contact you with the full

information of the ATM card.You are required to provide a BVBA. Please note that.!!
I await your response as soon as possible.
Sincerely

BARACK H.OBAMA
United States President
Tel:202-456-1414
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"The longest journey is the journey inward."-Dag Hammarskj?ld
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Talk with your family.Despite our efforts to keep him out, God
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"This is part of the stimulus we have packaged for you to grow the economy."... I mean.... :cry:

What a complete idiot!

This is THE DUMBEST online criminal so far this year (don't get your hopes up... ;) )

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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby randy67 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:35 pm

let me start by introducing myself properly to you. l am MR DICK KRAMER Union Bank Of Nigeria Plc.

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You yet did not try SPICE? Not the SPAM!!!
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby AlphaCentauri » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:13 pm

randy67 wrote:let me start by introducing myself properly to you. l am MR DICK KRAMER Union Bank Of Nigeria Plc.


I wonder if he got the idea for that name from a baiter ;)
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby NotBuyingIt » Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:44 pm

AlphaCentauri wrote:
randy67 wrote:let me start by introducing myself properly to you. l am MR DICK KRAMER Union Bank Of Nigeria Plc.


I wonder if he got the idea for that name from a baiter ;)


Perhaps this link is off-topic, but maybe not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uC38yp-iI
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Re: Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Messages

Postby Red Dwarf » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:10 pm

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