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Not appealing line.

Postby Veka » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:38 pm

This looks like poor marketing. :D
I certainly dont want a worm in my system!


------=_NextPart_001_0004_01C93C56.0766A6FC
Content-Type: text/plain;
charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

Worm out right now!!!
------=_NextPart_001_0004_01C93C56.0766A6FC
Content-Type: text/html;
charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
<HTML><HEAD>
<META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; =
charset=3Diso-8859-1">
<META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2720.3000" name=3DGENERATOR>
<STYLE></STYLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff>
<img src=3D"cid:000501c93c56$0766a6fc$f708e581@tqsxbltx">
<P><SMALL>Worm out right now!!!</SMALL></P></BODY></HTML>
------=_NextPart_001_0004_01C93C56.0766A6FC--

------=_NextPart_000_0003_01C93C56.0766A6FC
Content-Type: image/gif;
name="img0.gif"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64
Content-ID: <000501c93c56$0766a6fc$f708e581@tqsxbltx>


Worm????

Actually the gif picture was this:
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby spamislame » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:52 pm

Veka wrote:Worm????

Actually the gif picture was this:
Image


Aha. The oldschool dynamic gif generator. I see they don't use that very much anymore, and certainly not for stock spamming anymore either.

That's a really pathetic attempt.

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Postby brewt » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:55 pm

veka wrote:Actually the gif picture was this:
http://img517.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0gl7.gif
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Postby meep » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:02 pm

Yikes, very stupid lame attempt. LOL haha
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Postby AlphaCentauri » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:37 pm

What's even more lame -- did you try that URL? It's not "meddirectbuy.com." It's "meddirectboy.com." It would take pretty good eyes and a lack of any expectation that the domain name should mean anything for people to type the correct URL.
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Postby spamislame » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:28 pm

In the onslaught of PowerGain+ spam...

Would you like to be a sculptor of your own penis? Would you like to be able to regulate its length and girth, plus being able to last as long as you and your partner need?


It's like they're reading my mind...:roll: (But what about the depth?)

If you have been dreaming of that for many years, you can have all that just in the period of a few months. Go get it because it's really worth it!


Oh I just bet that it is. I hope my 7,000 orders (and counting) are also worth it.

Idiots...

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Postby AlphaCentauri » Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:28 pm

More Power Gain +:

Don't lose your dream about having a big tool to make her scream.


That makes me think about the flasher who decided to expose himself to some of the girls coming home from St. Maria Goretti high school a couple years ago. He somehow didn't get the memo that the girls in South Philadelphia weren't going to scream and run and faint when they saw his "tool." The poor schmuck was outnumbered three to one, and they beat him badly enough to put him in the hospital. It must have been quite a scene, what with the plaid skirts and knee socks and all.
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Postby spamislame » Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:59 pm

That's awesome, in its way. :)

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Postby meep » Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:05 pm

when they saw his "tool."

:lol:
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Postby meep » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:19 am

This one is as idiotic as the other ones

subject line:
"If you have a small bulge, the world around you seems small as well."

body

Take her to a new level of excitement by stuffing her with more inches.

Enter

pegaliq.com/
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Postby Ubedoobie » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:38 am

Here's one that is just mind-numbingly stupid - it came from "FBI"!! via Russia and an orange.fr account address...and of course Mr Smith Williams of the ATM card centre would use a yahoo.cn address, wouldn't he??

To: undisclosed-recipients: ;

Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, Dr. Philip Mogan, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Barr. Derrick Smith, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, Dr. Philip Mogan, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment intotal USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $250.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: MR. SMITH WILLIAMS
EMAIL: willamssmith@yahoo.cn

Do contact Mr. Smith williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:
AGE:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information’s which you'll use in making payment of $250.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
DIRECTOR, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535 Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Smith Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby AlphaCentauri » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:44 pm

Subject: Attention from beautiful women is guaranteed to you.

The gorgeous girls will stick to you like magnets to the fridge.


Meaning they'll all turn their backs to you?
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby AlphaCentauri » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:12 pm

Subject: It will force your meat device to functionate like a rocket!


I have an image in my mind of a meat grinder exploding its contents up toward the ceiling. I sure don't have an image of anything anyone would want to happen to his penis.
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby Nodus » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:26 pm

:lol: ... ouch...
Arf, she said
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby meep » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:21 pm

Pretty dumb, CP:

"Rock out with your cock out"
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