Not appealing line.

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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby spamislame » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:08 pm

tacoma43 wrote:@SiL

I hope I've misunderstood part of your explanation, because I don't understand why a spam containing the word "pilules" is more likely to reach the Inbox than one containing "pills".

We've been seeing "pilules" for several months at least, and any spam filter worthy of the name would have flagged such messages quickly.


There were numerous recommendations to that effect floating around numerous spammer-friendly forums and other locations, starting in 2008. They do this as often as they can. Not every single filtering system is going to always catch all of the same terms or phrases. I have seen recent examples featuring the word "pillules" get past a variety of spamassassin setups.

tacoma43 wrote:However, you might have nailed it with your comment about compulsive link-clickers. If you're right, that's really scary! :shock:


It simply would not be sent if someone wasn't clicking all the way through to the purchase confirmation page. They don't need many to be profitable, either.

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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby Benzyl » Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:28 pm

Christopher, have you used Yasmin, Yaz or Ocella? Please see this notice

The notice surprisingly having no mention of the fact that birth control pills are of restricted utility in people without wombs, after all, where's the fetus going to gestate - in a box?
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby AlphaCentauri » Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:29 pm

Subject: Just visit us to make your eyes shrink, as our prices are the lowest. Start saving your money today when you buy accessories in our store.

Don't make people think you don't have taste, buy branded accessories. Put these Armani cufflinks to become the most popular guy in office.

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ewww ... first I've heard that viewing at fake Armani cufflinks will cause eye damage. I guess it serves people right for buying from spammers. But I don't think it's going to make them popular at the office when everyone else's eyes start shrinking.
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby AlphaCentauri » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:29 pm

Subject: Im'a-rau. It is like a buffalo. They shoot it with bows and arrows


Oh, right. We should enhance parts of our anatomy to make them easier targets to hit.
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby AlphaCentauri » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:24 am

Subject: Genital growth secrets


Just in case you want to have growths on your genitals.
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby AlphaCentauri » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:51 pm

Subject: Make your winky massive


Exactly which women are turned on by a man who calls his penis a "winky?" Not the ones who are interested in massive size, that's for sure.
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby NotBuyingIt » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:32 am

AlphaCentauri wrote:
Subject: Make your winky massive
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Offering help for the dinky winky.

"Praised by Microsoft mogul Bill Gates ...." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winky_Dink_and_You
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby AlphaCentauri » Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:52 am

NotBuyingIt wrote:"Praised by Microsoft mogul Bill Gates ...." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winky_Dink_and_You


Sad to say I remember that show. My mother would have none of buying the stupid vinyl sheet and marker, so we tried to have a go with Saran wrap and a crayon. We managed to get the crayon cleaned off the TV screen...

The winky I though of was the children's rhyme:

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town
Upstairs and downstairs in his night gown
Peeping through the windows, crying through the locks,
"Are the children in their beds? It's eight o'clock!"


Once I found out that "willie" is British slang for penis, that one took on a whole different meaning. Wonder if that night gown is made of latex?
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby meep » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:55 pm

Alpha, really funny comments. :lol:
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby tacoma43 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:59 am

Wow! If he was "Peeping through the windows" at the "children in their beds", it's a good thing his name was Willie (or Winkie as the case may be) — Peeping Toms are thrown in the slammer, forced to undergo behavior modification therapy, and wear the label of Sexual Deviant/Pedophile for the rest of their lives.
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby Benzyl » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:17 pm

'Ass rimming the easy way' a spammed link for Viagrow of course, they either don't read their copy, are really stupid or don't know what a pen15 is properly used for - probably all three.
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby Red Dwarf » Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:27 am

Is this a suicide bombing terrorist with a new twist?

idiot spammer wrote:Click here now to learn how to blow up your penis
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby Benzyl » Fri May 13, 2011 12:46 pm

end your life with VjaqrRa pProfeEssionNal piljls

Well, I'm thinking of two words now, and the second one is off!
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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby spamislame » Fri May 13, 2011 3:09 pm

Red Dwarf wrote:Is this a suicide bombing terrorist with a new twist?

Ow. :?

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Re: Not appealing line.

Postby Benzyl » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:24 pm

'Eliminate back fat and bust bugling with Genie Bra'

Wait, it sucks the fat out and then plays a tune?
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