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Postby AlphaCentauri » Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:34 pm

Subject: You husband won't care about other women!
Do you feel yourself dependent on your mood?
http://mathamik.cn/a/


mathamik.cn/a/ is a site for Penis Enlarge Patch. Are they trying to say their product reduces men's libidos, turns them gay, or maybe causes them to develop a sudden interest in sheep?

BTW, some interesting reading on the blog at Mailwasher:
http://www.firetrust.com/en/blog/chris/google-insights
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Postby AlphaCentauri » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:58 pm

Subject: It can be by a good gift for the men, and large member and skill by it to use - a good gift for the women.

*3 FREE Bottles Of VPXL !!!


Okay, show of hands: How many men would consider it a "good gift" if a woman gave him three bottles of a penile enlargement product? :roll:

Maybe she'll include mouthwash and deodorant in the gift box, too.
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Postby lordpake » Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:09 pm

lol! I'd be somewhat offended, and really hurt.
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Postby pwillener » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:17 am

Subject: You've received a greeting ecard

Good day.
You have received an eCard

To pick up your eCard, choose from any of the following options:
Click on the following link (or copy & paste it into your web browser):

http://independenceinstrument.com/

Your card will be aviailable for pick-up beginning for the next 30 days.
Please be sure to view your eCard before the days are up!

We hope you enjoy you eCard.

Thank You!

http://www.greetingcard.org

independenceinstrument.com is a "Canadian Pharmacy" site.
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Postby spamislame » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:34 am

Hehe. It figures they sent this to a large number of recipients. Way to expose yourselves.

I'll go delete my separate posting on this.

RBN are morons.

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Postby meep » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:00 pm

These mismatches are too numerous to mention. ;-)
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Postby spamislame » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:35 pm

meep wrote:These mismatches are too numerous to mention. ;-)


I'm actually noticing more and more, lately, they're getting extremely cocky.

Seeing those news stories turn from legitimate ones over a full year ago for the storm worm, to less and less believable ones over the past year, to flatly ridiculous "headlines" recently, and now this constant mismatching of VPXL and Replica watch content, or Canadian Pharmacy and Storm worm.

They don't care.

They just think they can spam whatever they want, with whatever content they want, and they'll continue to profit, and remain untraceable.

One day they'll slip up in much more significant ways. They've done it before.

So a part of me hopes that this trend continues. :)

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Postby AlphaCentauri » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:24 pm

This one lost his train of thought halfway through the message:

Online software store offers wide selection of software in many languages that you can download just after the payment for your convenience .

US licensed physicians and products .
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Postby logicman » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:30 pm

Either they're stealing their headlines from these people,
or they write for them!

hxxp://newsbiscuit.com/

btw, It's a great site, but an understanding of British humor is a requirement. :lol:
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Postby AlphaCentauri » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:46 pm

Yeah, I had to laugh at this one:
Barack Obama Team In Crisis As George W Bush Lends Him 'Full Support'
READ FULL STORY
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Colon Irritable ,estreñimiento,inflamacion.Revolucionaria Te

Postby meep » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:10 am

No idea, who they are trying to reach with malware downloads, English speakers with hurting colons or Spanish speakers seeking therapy?-


Subject:
Colon Irritable ,estreñimiento,inflamacion.Revolucionaria Terapi

body is blanke entirely with a lame jpg attachment called:

hidroterapia.jpg
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Postby AlphaCentauri » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:59 am

Subject: Pharmacy for women.Dont need to get baby? We selling anybaby pills.No presctiption required.

Sex can be one of the most enjoyable parts of your life. It strengthens relationships and
adds excitement.
Always be ready.

http://tanseal.com

If you have a problem getting or keeping an erection, you are not alone.
In fact, more than half of all men over forty have difficulties getting or maintaining an erection.
This condition, called erectile dysfunction (ED), occurs with younger and older men as well,
but there's a safe, effective and easy method of treatment: Viagra or Cialis

When the time is right, you'll always be ready.

* Learn more about Viagra and Cialis
* Order Viagra and Cialis

http://tanseal.com
----------------------------------------
Thanks
Cathy Anniston


[alphacentauri] wrote:
> Dont Need to have baby .but You love sex? No prescription required.
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http://tanseal.com/w.php


Somehow this got sidetracked from meds for women to meds for men.

But the translation of contraceptives as "anybaby pills" is what gave me a chuckle.
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Postby AlphaCentauri » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:27 pm

You are growing bald? Here is the answer!
http://meatpath.com


Soylent Green is bald people?
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Postby logicman » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:56 pm

Ah! A sci-fi fan!

Soylent Green is bald people?


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Postby spamislame » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:19 pm

AlphaCentauri wrote:
You are growing bald? Here is the answer!
http://meatpath.com


Soylent Green is bald people?


I guess they're referring to propecia. That's kind of... vague. I wasn't even sure they sold that on their sites but I had to do a bit of digging to discover that they do. I can only imagine how successful *that* is.

Also: "meatpath" = okay deathcore band name. :)

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