Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby AlphaCentauri » Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:55 am

More truth in advertising -- mobile phones being sold with the spammed link
inefficacy6859.spaces.live.com

in case any of you want an ineffectual cell phone. :roll:
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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby tacoma43 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:40 pm

Just. Plain. Stupid.

Subject: 1000 singleladies from Russia are online now, have ineterst?

By the time I clicked on "Properties", "Details" and "Message Source...", and scrolled down to the message body...

9 ladies are online now (Russia, dating) http://glycerin745.spaces.live.com

...991 of those "singleladies" had already logged-off, probably because they knew I didn't have any "ineterst".

So why should I go to the trouble of copying-and-pasting that URL in my browser's Address bar and give those last 9 "singleladies" time to split? If I want rejection, I can find it closer to home for a fraction of the effort.
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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby AlphaCentauri » Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:09 am

Subject: So hard you can break an egg


Silly ... if you want to do it with an egg, the egg's got to be on top. :roll:
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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby NotBuyingIt » Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:28 pm

AlphaCentauri wrote:
Subject: So hard you can break an egg
Silly ... if you want to do it with an egg, the egg's got to be on top. :roll:
Silly, indeed. If you actually believe that claim, then the yolk's on you.
Home is where the heart is / No matter how the heart lives.
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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby AlphaCentauri » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:02 am

Subject: How to Communicate with Tact and Professionalism


Um, that would be by not spamming people.

Do people actually pay to attend a seminar put on by careertrack.com and pryor.com, who sent them spam? There's a sucker born every minute, I guess.

Another interesting thing: both domains are hosted at 204.13.96.44, which is a small ISP called Arsalon Technologies. ARIN has this to say about them:
Point of Contact
Note: ARIN has attempted to validate the data for this POC, but has received no response from the POC since 2010-07-10


I guess their next seminar will be on how to find hosting services that don't respond to complaints. Pryor.com/Careertrack.com appear quite competent at that skill.
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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby AlphaCentauri » Sun May 01, 2011 10:49 pm

From: "Walter Shopper Inc."<recruitdesk2784@aol.com>
Subject: SHOPPER POSITION

Hello,
M S P A Shoppers is accepting applications for individuals to become Mystery shoppers. There is no charge to become a shopper. There are many secret shopping companies
out there that ask you to pay "a small fee" to become a shopper.
Don't do it! At M S P A Shoppers, you will never pay to shop ! We pay you!
The assignment will pay you 200/ evaluatiion and an avg. of 3 evaluaations a week.
Go to our webpage walmartrebrand1.0fees.net for your current assignment
Show ONLY your continued interest by sending me the following

Full name(s) :
Full Physical Address (No Po Box Accpeptable) :
City, State and Zip :
Contact Numbers(CELL PHONE**(For SMS Notifications)) :
Contact Numbers(Home) :
Alternate Email Address(If you use more than 1) :
Age :
Current Occupation :
Last Position Held :

NOTE* You should only send your application if you agree the Assignment terms and condition given in the doc ument atta ched or on our webpage !!!walmartrebrand1.0fees.net

Walter Franco,
Human Resources
M S P A Shoppers
walmartrebrand1.0fees.net


The page is a fake Walmart job application.

If you've seen Jeff Dunham's act, someone named Walter is not the person you'd want recruiting secret shoppers for Walmart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR2xMw5-FZ8
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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby meep » Fri May 06, 2011 4:13 pm

This is just dumb:

partial header:
Code: Select all
X-Sa-Exim-Connect-Ip:  31.147.4.213
X-Source-Ip:    [193.198.184.160]
Date:  Thu, 21 Apr 2011 19:52:16 +0000
...
To:    "catsdogs@aol.com" <catsdogs@aol.com>
Content-Transfer-Encoding:    quoted-printable
From:    "snowgold@gmail.com" <snowgold@gmail.com>
X-RT-Original-Encoding:    koi8-r
...


Subject: Kittens


Kittens for sale in Russia.
Free delivery if you order two or more kittens.
WWW. SNOWGOLD .RU
Discount 50% for citizens of Israel !!!

We sell documents for any cats - for a special price!

Also we offer cheap web hosting which can be used for spam purposes!!!
Please contact us if you are interested!

Thank you.
Abram Livshitz.

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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby AlphaCentauri » Fri May 06, 2011 5:17 pm

Looks like one of our joe jobbers. Do you get heroin and rocket launchers if you buy the whole litter? :lol:
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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby Red Dwarf » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:01 pm

FORGIVE MY UNPRESIDENTED PROPOSAL

Obamacare?
Obama beware!
Tricky Dicky proseeded you.
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Re: Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

Postby NotBuyingIt » Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:58 pm

Red Dwarf wrote:Obamacare?
Obama beware!
Tricky Dicky proseeded you.

Granted, it has the traditional 17 syllables; but its kireji isn't what I would consider dignified. Time to throw in the tricky towel.
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