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by **AlphaCentauri** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:59 am

I think we could just have one thread for spams that come out funny because of translation issues.

This is the entire message for this one:

For 6 months and now my penis is immensely longer than federal.
http://hqoveurvh.cn

by **AlphaCentauri** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:28 pm

Subject: This secret will change your sexual life instantly

spammed domain= clapclaim.com

At least in the US, "the clap" is slang for gonorrhea.

by **AlphaCentauri** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:03 pm

Subject: Your recipe for successful love

Intimate life doping seller. http://it.medvisiondoctor.sg

I guess someone's been watching the Olympics and somehow got the idea that "doping" was synonymous with "performance enhancing."

by **meep** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:41 pm

LOL, funny just read these. clap..

Clap is definitely American slang, not sure if THEY know that or not, hard to say.

Most likely no (not always knowledgeable of American slang), since some of the spammers put together 2 actual English words in a nonsensical fashion in a domain name. I have seen that pattern now for quite a while.

by **logicman** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:44 pm

Clap is the same in UK slang.

Could also be mis-pronounced Chinese-style - cr*p !

The funny thing is, these people are using word-salad domain-name
generators, with apparently no checks:

animalhospitalinfo.sg >> ED express animal hospital for human meds ??

They think that anything starting with 'med' is good for pharmacy naming, so:
medwayradio.sg

I'm off to bed now, but I hope to come back soon.

Have fun,
stay safe!

by **meep** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:22 pm

Subject Line:

Mot of your health coms from good medications.
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body
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partnered with popular producers to provide the best
online chemist service. We are sure to meet all of your needs by lowering
your medication costs and safely filling your recipes online. Our netork has
been awarded as largest OnLine Health information Website.

pickoxygen.com

11 Aug 2008 05:58:11

by **spamislame** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:48 pm

Uh... recipes?!

Yikes.

SiL

by **AlphaCentauri** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:20 pm

"Recipe" is a Latin word meaning "mix together" or something like that, and physicians abbreviate it as "Rx" when writing prescriptions. They abbreviate it so consistently that most wouldn't even be able to tell you that the original word was "recipe."

It's become synonymous with "prescription," even though pharmacists aren't mixing much together anymore. People in North America are very familiar with the abbreviation, but apparently it is unknown elsewhere. The spammer did the best he could, not knowing that the unabbreviated word "recipe" refers almost exclusively to cooking now. :roll:

by **AlphaCentauri** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:20 am

Subject: If want is his card in the intimate attitudes.

It is a correct choice.
http://zpwanaeplp.cn

And name-and-shame, that brilliant message came from Elite Herbal affiliate #2152434828 (you can check your cookies and find one with the affiliate ID after you visit a Sancash website).

by **spamislame** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:49 am

From the ever-present storm worm promoting "shocking" celeb videos

Evangeline Lilly Full video without cowards.

Wow. A whole video of her with no cowards??

...

At LAST!!

:roll:

SiL

by **spamislame** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:23 am

One of the dumbest VPXL messages I think I've ever seen...

Subject: Comfortable male enhancement
From: "Dante Rojas" <Dante@bnpparibas.com>
This treatment will make your lassie boggle at your renewed dimensions!
Assay it now to make the ladies respect you!
http://kerbhale.com/

traffic for one day to mark the occasion.Sabina Park, Kingston, Jamaica.The draw saw
all three remaining Spanish sides kept

Randomized English is rapidly aggravating me. They really are scraping the barrel.

SiL

by **logicman** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:01 pm

SiL:

Randomized English is rapidly aggravating me.

Don't worry!

He's nearing the end of his term of office!

:lol:

by **AlphaCentauri** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:20 pm

logicman wrote:He's nearing the end of his term of office!

Don't "misunderestimate" him

He's made comments about how much easier it would be to be a dictator.

by **Benzyl** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:09 pm

I thought he was the deciderer not the misunderestimaterer, and no, I'm not spllcheckin that.

by **AlphaCentauri** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:21 am

about.com has a topic on political humor, and all they have to do is quote him accurately:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

My favorite is this inadvertently funny screen shot from an Irish TV news program. The show had the typical captions that flash in sequence at the bottom of the screen summarizing the news story and the comments of the various people involved. This one was about Hurricane Katrina striking New Orleans:

http://msp96.photobucket.com/albums/l186/calkeefer/bush_worst_disaster.jpg

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