Stupid/Mismatched Subject Headings

[spamislame]

What's with the idiotic rhyming couplets? What is this, 1914?

SiL

[AlphaCentauri]

Subjects from CPh spam:

Subject: Buy Now & Save 56%
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:37:39 -0700

Subject: Buy Now & Save 86%
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:26:18 -0300

or perhaps I can wait until tomorrow and get it free?

Better yet, wait longer, and you can pay me to take it off your hands.

[AlphaCentauri]

Subject: Lilly giving Viagra away

Which might be an interesting way of marketing a drug, except that Viagra is made by Pfizer, not Lilly.

[AlphaCentauri]

Subject: Did you know Smurfette wished that she her guy had a bigger mushroom.

and we all know what color his balls were ...

[AlphaCentauri]

Subject: Women with menopause endorses product for men

One of the biggest complaints women have at menopause is they lose all interest in sex. And so their endorsement should make men want to use this product? What's in the stuff, saltpeter?

[AlphaCentauri]

Subject: Re: sending you what you wanted

It was a blank email.

Since they understand I don't want to see anything they're mailing, too bad they don't save themselves the trouble of mailing it, too.

[spamislame]

Subject: #1 gamblers choice online casino.
From: "Jimmie Dunlap" <cdapviuiejyq@brainspiral.com>
To: <[redacted]>

Hello, Ann, Thanks for your cake receipt, dear. I’m going to try it on Saturday. We
have 15-year wedding anniversary on Sunday. It’s still difficult to imagine. Do you
remember last year we had problems and we almost were going to get a divorce? Then
Jane came out with the advice on how to save our relationship and bring more fire
and passion into it. Hugs, Peggy

http://profiles.yahoo.com/blog/DTCJWYMQFUKLI5U4DPDV5JQMAQ fyl

Yahoo Profile links to My Canadian Pharmacy site:

http://bedfikdizl.com/

I half expected the link to go to either a software or replica site.

This particular spammer moron is under the impression that posting these emails with what appear to be benign "followup" messages about alleged conversations I have never had with these idiots is somehow going to make me magically want to purchase from their stupid sites. ("Peggy" thanking "Ann" for a "cake receipt"?! Who writes this crap?) He's been using this method for just the past two weeks. Every last one of them goes straight to the spam folder.

Nice work there, idiot.

SiL

[tacoma43]

CVS Pharmacy spam...

Subject: Be her master tonight, Energize your shaft

Give your health some attention, Replace your pant snake with python.

...seems more like drastic advice for wannabe smugglers of exotic reptilian wildlife.

OTOH, can't you imagine the guy trying to go through airport security:

Inspector: Sir, is that a snake in your pants?

Smuggler: No, I was just watching the in-flight porno flick.

[ahoier]

Nice work there, idiot.

One thing I noticed, your spammer seems to be atleast spellcheck and grammar checking on his spams now :P

haha.

[spamislame]

One thing I noticed, your spammer seems to be atleast spellcheck and grammar checking on his spams now

haha.

That or (more likely) has hired someone to write the copy for him.

I've seen numerous such freelance ads in the past.

SiL

[ahoier]

eh, can't blame em :P Even some/most (all?) of our world leaders have writers to write their speeches :)

[randy67]

With our watches precious minutes will go slower.

I'm fairly certain that's true.

[AlphaCentauri]

Subject: I Need Your Honesty.

"... because I have none of my own."

[meep]

Dumb:

SUBJECT: 1194007637.4192@09355.com

BODY:

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URL: hxxp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9o0p/~3/91Sk_MKSwzk/ -->pharmsuperhead.com

[randy67]

Be careful v our watches are extremely cheap.

Truth in advertising.